plant flowers to save the bees
lets get married
Roleplays

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HUUUUUURRRRTYAASSA KALAMKSOWKWNQKWMMS FYUUUXXXXXK DAAAAAMMN ITTT THE FUXKING THING IN MY FOOT IS MOVING AND FUUUUUUUUCK


I literally spent half my day searching for a new theme and I gave up and just changed the colour scheme of my current blog and I’m crying cause I really like it and really???? is that all I needed to do????


so I spent 20 mins screaming while my dad took out the thing in my foot only to realize there’s another one in my foot that is too deeply lodged into my foot and it’ll probably be easier to come out tomorrow and I’m crying


nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible


I hate when this happens just when I’m doing something important and it forces me out without saving



gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.


TUMMMMMY ACHEEEEEE


I know for me to do the thing I want to do it requires me to get off tumblr and no




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To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video