are you f u c k i ng serious
"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
men are penises
the post was amazing and the comments made it better.
I’m imagining that after the war Naruto will continue to um…*ahem* hone his abilities in creating the most perfect Harem no jutsu. From both sexes. After all, it’s the most efficient jutsu in the universe and it’d be a waste if he didn’t use his talents polishing it.
After Sakura told everyone…
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
Bully messes with karate champ. [video]
The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:
The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.
The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.
This is a hero.
Bringing this back.
somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny
Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline.
Reborn: "Listen, dame Tsuna. Do it properly this time. Watch how the paperworks are handled. If not.."
Tsuna: "I know! I know! Stop pointing your gun at me just to make a point!"
Tsuna: "That Reborn, forcing me with all the impossible..."
Hibari: "Ya. You come today too."
Tsuna: "Hieeee! Hibari-san, you're here!"
Hibari: "This is my room."
Tsuna: "A-ah...that's right... eh? Hibari-san, you can sew?"
Hibari: "Maa ne. This thing got ripped from a fight earlier... tch, that damn herbivore...."
Tsuna: (w-what kind of person would dare to hurt Hibari-san's armband?! Oh, but I didn't knew Hibari-san can sew. I thought Kusakabe-san handles these miscelleneous things. I can't believe someone like Hibari-san can even do something like sewing. Ah. But it's Hibari-san afterall, of course he could do anything. Besides...) *continue with his fanboy monologue*
Reborn by the window: "..." *pulls out gun*
this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts….
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.
Dorky, flustered Garnet inspired by this post by @saraaza
Darren Hunt of Utah
The murder of young Black Men by police continues.
oh for fucks SAKE
Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…
He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.
and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…
Exactly! This is evil.
Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen
Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.
This dude was cosplaying.
He was dressed up in a costume.
Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?
Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back